So on my way to work today I followed along with this SUV for a bit that just had everything going for it. First, it was an SUV. Second, it had those really stupid family representative stickers on it with 5 kids and two dogs (covered almost the whole back of his windshield). Third, he tailgated everyone - but of course to no avail because there is a stoplight every 100 meters. Fourth, he was weaving in and out of cars with zero clearance and putting on his blinker only after he had switched lanes (he was actually rather reliable about that). Fifth, on a 4-lane divided town road at a stop light in the left lane where there was a wide grass divider with a huge drainage dip, he decided that he could not wait for the left lane red light to turn into the Mcdonalds on his left. He crossed the divider (visibly bouncing his car) against oncoming traffic and entered the Mcdonalds after having traveled the wrong way for about 100 feet first entering the McDonalds in a one-way (wrong-way) entrance.
I guess he had a Big Mac attack (maybe not, it was 6:15am).
Now I had him pegged as an obnoxious one when I first saw his glass stickers and I almost broke out my phone camera to record it. Little did I know he would take it to the next level.
No worries, he will be a Darwin award recipient one day.
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